Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Dear Motorists:
Today I rode my bike like a crazy asshole cyclist. I have no justification. I heartily apologize and will not do so again.
Sunday, May 06, 2007
If you give a mouse a cookie
If you get an email from your TA urging a quick response, don't ignore it.
If you ignore the email, don't lie about your laptop being broken all weekend when you finally answer it.
If you lie about your laptop being broken all weekend, don't live on a college campus where there are multiple computers available to you all the time.
If you live on a college campus where there are multiple computers available to you all the time and you used not having a laptop as an excuse, don't use computers in a way that is really obvious.
Specifically, don't go drinking all weekend and then spend Sunday afternoon posting pictures of yourself drinking all weekend.
If you go drinking all weekend and then spend Sunday afternoon posting pictures of yourself drinking all weekend, don't put those pictures on your Facebook account.
If you put pictures of yourself drinking on your Facebook account, don't have a publically accessible account.
If you have a publically accessible account that proves you were either lying or have terminal levels of stupidity, don't try to treat your TA as though said TA were the stupid one in the relationship.
Also: the CowardlyAcademe is creepy and stalks students via Facebook. That is all.
If you ignore the email, don't lie about your laptop being broken all weekend when you finally answer it.
If you lie about your laptop being broken all weekend, don't live on a college campus where there are multiple computers available to you all the time.
If you live on a college campus where there are multiple computers available to you all the time and you used not having a laptop as an excuse, don't use computers in a way that is really obvious.
Specifically, don't go drinking all weekend and then spend Sunday afternoon posting pictures of yourself drinking all weekend.
If you go drinking all weekend and then spend Sunday afternoon posting pictures of yourself drinking all weekend, don't put those pictures on your Facebook account.
If you put pictures of yourself drinking on your Facebook account, don't have a publically accessible account.
If you have a publically accessible account that proves you were either lying or have terminal levels of stupidity, don't try to treat your TA as though said TA were the stupid one in the relationship.
Also: the CowardlyAcademe is creepy and stalks students via Facebook. That is all.
