Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Dear Motorists:
Today I rode my bike like a crazy asshole cyclist. I have no justification. I heartily apologize and will not do so again.
Academia: a great place to hide out if you just can't face up to the fact that, yes, you are an adult - and it helps you maintain the self-image of immaturity until you're a gibbering wreck. Find out not only how Academia can ruin your life, but how you can use your unholy powers to ruin the lives of others.

"Doctor, Doctor / I'm going mad / This is the worst day / I've ever had / I can't remember / Ever feeling this bad / Under fifteen feet of pure white snow."